Weapons
Caller reported finding a loaded assault weapon in
a local park. Officers responded and found that the weapon was an Airsoft rifle.
Theft
Caller reported the theft of approximately 45 cans
of whipped cream. Inspection of the video surveillance system revealed
two suspects. Investigation continues.
Welfare Check
Caller reported her son had been abandoned by his
fishing vessel in Dutch Harbor. Officers assisted her in comforting her
forlorn baby boy.
Ambulance Request / Assistance Rendered
EMS responded to a report of a male that was unconscious but breathing. Officers assisted EMS with an extremely intoxicated individual.
Public Safety
Officer contacted two individuals huddled on the
side of the road acting suspiciously. The two stated they were praying
for guidance.
Disorderly Conduct
Officers responded to a report of a group of
drunken persons walking on the side of the roadway. One of the
dipsomaniacs was said to be bleeding from his head and face.
Investigation revealed that the injured individual had fallen on the
rocks while trying to navigate his way back to his boat. His brother
tried to help but made it worse so the two began to wrestle. A third
individual intervened and carried the injured brother out of the rocks
to the roadway where the group was contacted by the police.
Animal
Caller reported a large, live bird sitting on the
porch railing at a local bunkhouse, and was afraid it may be injured.
Officers responded and found an adult Bald Eagle perched on the railing
at the front door of the bunkhouse. The eagle appeared content to
eyeball everyone who came close. The eagle was shooed away, and did not
appear injured.
Psalm 22:27-28: “All the ends of the world shall remember and turn to the Lord, and all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before thee. For the kingdom is the Lord's, and he ruleth among the nations.”
9 comments:
In Alaska where men are men and they shoo away eagles. lol
That's one definition. :)
I so want to know what the whipped cream is for...
Yep, another 'strange' roundup...LOL
"The eagle appeared content to eyeball everyone who came close".
Don't go bothern somethin that ain't bothern you.
PH, I had the same thought. That's just too intriguing.
NFO, it's practically mystifying. :)
WSF, those are words of wisdom.
Maybe it's a good thing that the dipsomaniacs didn't make it back to their boat.
Love your header!
Agreed, Chickenmom. And thank you: that's the Frisco-Silver Dollar Line in Silver Dollar City (near Branson, MO).
The whipped cream propellant can be inhaled or "huffed" to get high.
I know what the rest of you pervs are thinking, but I suspect that this particular community is woefully lacking in gals on whom whipped cream would be appropriate as attire.
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