06 June 2016

Police Blotter: Some Rotters, a Nutter, and a Good Guy

Drunk Disturbance
An exceedingly intoxicated and obnoxious man ate food belonging to an inebriated restaurant patron and his sidekick, and challenged those present to do something about his behavior. None of those so affected wished to pursue charges against the drunk and he was advised simply not to return to any licensed establishments this night.

Drunk Disturbance
A drunk who was returning to his hotel room after having been barred from all liquor establishments had such difficulty walking up the stairs that officers were called to assist. The drunk, who was ultimately evicted from the hotel and all other Unisea venues, was unappreciative of the efforts to help him.

Trespass, Assault
Officer issued a trespass advisement to a drunk, per the Airport Restaurant.
The drunk returned to the Airport and proceeded to engage in a fight with one of the inebriated men whose food he had stolen earlier, hitting the inebriate on the side of the head and making snide comments about his parentage. The drunk was able to provide the investigating officer with only a two-word response when asked what had occurred. [The man], 46 yoa, of California, was arrested on one count Assault IV and one count Harassment II.

Drunk Disturbance
The aforementioned inebriate and his equally intoxicated sidekick continued on their way to a grocery store, where they proceeded to yell at various employees. None of those so affected wished to pursue charges. The inebriate was advised not to enter or remain on any licensed premises this night.
The inebriate and his trusty sidekick went directly to a licensed premise, where the inebriate was refused service due to his level of intoxication and immediately became uncooperative with bar staff. [He] was arrested on one count of Drunken Person on Licensed Premise.

And now we can wash our minds out with this one...

Assistance Rendered
A harried mother brought her daughter to UDPS because the child's tantrums were becoming increasingly exasperating. An officer deputized the little girl and encouraged her to set a good example - which did not include tantrums - for other children.

9 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

ASSISTANCE RENDERED

Sounds like a Peace Officer action.

SENIOR said...

Seems there are some people up there that may have a small drinking problem and just happen to get in trouble. Heck, that's almost everywhere, we hear some good stuff on the scanner here.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Rinse and repeat...

Rev. Paul said...

WSF - he's clearly an officer of the old school. Glad to know he's out there.

Senior - it's a drinking island with a fishing problem. But yeah, it's everywhere, these days.

Ed - nailed it. :)

Old NFO said...

I like the last one! :-)

Chickenmom said...

'Hope the bratty little girl doesn't think she can arrest someone!

Rev. Paul said...

NFO, it's a throwback to the good ol' days.

Chickenmom, it wouldn't surprise me, but sometimes good things work out. :)

ProudHillbilly said...

LE are the most patient people in the world...

And I'm I just too old or was I weird because my daughter's tantrums weren't the responsibility of LE? And are my daughter and SIL in trouble because they handle my granddaughter's tantrums in the same way? But then, they also encourage her to wave at the soldiers in the Memorial Day parade....

Rev. Paul said...

PH, my impression was that the mother turned to the local PD simply as a last resort, but I've been wrong before. Either way, the officer's response was inspired.

And you're correct about the relative amount of patience from those folks. Mostly, anyway. :)