Alcohol
Officers responded to a report an individual who
was practicing his Kung Fu in the middle of the roadway. Officers found
the individual wallowing in the mud on the side of the roadway. The
individual was taken into Protective Custody and released to a sober
adult.
Public Safety
Officer contacted an individual who was walking in
the middle of the street and who walked into the stopped police car.
The individual stated he was engrossed in a phone conversation and
didn’t see the fully marked and illuminated police car.
Theft
[A man], 26 y.o.a. from Washington State, charged with Theft 3 for taking a pair of flip-flops from the Unalaska Jail Facility.
Noise Disturbance
Complainant reported a loud toy car was keeping
her from sleeping. Officers contacted the owner of the offending
plaything and advised him to keep the noise down after 10 pm.
Civil
Caller reported his sister was fired for no reason
from a local seafood company. The individual was advised that the issue
was not something the police could help him with.
Public Safety
Officer contacted 2 individuals who appeared to be
preparing to jump off of the South Channel Bridge into Captain's Bay.
The two were advised of the inherent dangers of this activity and
decided against tempting fate.
Assistance Rendered
Officers discovered an individual sleeping on the
sidewalk. The individual had become tired after a long night of imbibing
and decided to take a nap. The inebriate was assisted to his abode.
5 comments:
"[A man], 26 y.o.a. from Washington State, charged with Theft 3 for taking a pair of flip-flops from the Unalaska Jail Facility."
A candidate for Dofus of the day?
Definitely a contender, sir. :)
I love those.
I wish our local paper had these gems to report - thanks for sharing yours! :o)
Brigid - we do, too. Glad you like 'em. :)
Chickenmom - you're welcome.
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