Women will understand this, and men should memorize it.
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.
DANGEROUS | SAFER | VERY SAFE | ULTRA SAFE |
What's for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? | Here, have some wine. |
Are you wearing that? | You sure look good in brown! | WOW! Look at you! | Here, have some wine |
What are you so worked up about? | Could we be overreacting? | Here's my paycheck. | Here, have some wine. |
Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left. | Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? | Here, have some wine. |
What did you DO all day? | I hope you didn't over-do it today. | I've always loved you in that robe! | Here, have some wine. |
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one:
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh ... and men who need a warning.
Then have some wine.
h/t Dana
5 comments:
ALL true... sigh
Haha. :)
I don't drink wine or champagne. Give me a headache. My parents drank beer, but I never picked that up.
Hubby knows a good crawfish dinner (when available) is the way to my heart. :)
NFO, that surely sounds like the voice of experience. Not that I'm asking.
Linda, whatever works for you is good. Heh.
What I've learned is men have two faults; everything we say, and everything we do. Since you will be wrong no matter what, do as you please!
My sister says this is why I've never remarried.
There is a certain logic in what you say.
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