Some Good, Some Groaners

 And you get to decide which is which. 😁😁

John Travolta tested negative for corona virus last night. Turns out it was just Saturday night fever.

 I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, that's the last thing I need.

 Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

 People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.

 Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you're donating blood.

 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin’ Catholic.

 What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? "Someday my prints will come."

 I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

 What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.

 If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

 My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting "Be positive," but it's hard without him.

 Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.