- It establishes there is no need to retreat in a person's home, vehicle, place of employment, or any place where a person has the right to be.
- Deadly force is an affirmative defense if protecting one's self, a child, or a member of one's household.
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the Eggs Benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's up with that?" The waiter said, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
h/t MoBro for the puns
2 comments:
Puns... okay those are real groaners.
Sheesh! At least Denny only hits us with one terrible pun a week. Granted he does it on Monday which is bad enough for those still employed. Us retirees...not so much.
(Denny= Grouchy Old Cripple at http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/ )
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