It's That Time Again: Too Drunk to Know Where He Was

From the Unalaska Police Blotter:

Animal – Mother reported her son had been attacked by a Bald Eagle, leaving him with a laceration on the right side of his head. The on-call physician was notified and asked to contact the mother.

Welfare Check – UDPS received a 911 call from an intoxicated man who was unable to say from where he was calling. Officers patrolled several areas that might have been the man’s location, but did not locate anyone in need of assistance.

Noise Disturbance – Caller reported, twice, that loud music could be heard in the area around her residence. Officers patrolling the area noted no unusually loud music or other noise.

Noise Disturbance – A different caller reported loud music at a different location. Officers located the offending parties and after advising them of the noise complaint, arrested one of them for violating conditions of release.

Domestic Disturbance – Officers responded to a residence wherein a landlord/mother was upset because a tenant had been playing with her infant and she did not want him to do so. A loud argument ensued as a result of the tenant’s undesirable behavior. Officers determined that no crime had occurred. The tenant elected to retire to his room.

Drunk Disturbance – Officers responded to a hotel room regarding an intoxicated squatter who had not paid for his room. Officers determined that the drunk had been fired for fighting with his captain, had been given significant severance pay, and had run out of friends who were willing to deal with him. Officers found one last person who was willing to let him sleep in the front yard.

Drunk Disturbance – An intoxicated squatter was seen wandering about in the road and yelling. Officers responded and determined that the man’s earlier camping arrangements were no longer suitable. The squatter was provided with contact information for a person who might be able to help him with his problems.