Assault
Officers investigated an alleged assault between
two long-term roommates, one of whom said he had been struck in the face
when the two argued about who got to use the bathroom. No charges were
filed.
Suspicious Person/Activity
A drunk whom officers contacted after he was
reported to be in the middle of the roadway began wailing and keening
while officers were trying to ascertain his identity. He was allowed to
toddle off once officers confirmed he had no warrants.
Criminal Trespass
The drunk toddled to the Unisea docks and planted
himself in a doorway from which he initially refused to leave. [He] finally left the doorway and wandered into the
processing plant, at which point he was arrested for Criminal Trespass
II.
Assault
Officers were flagged down at a bar regarding a
fight over a girl, and learned that one patron hit another; the second
patron then tackled the first. Patron #1 fled and was not identified.
Patron #2 was asked to leave for the night.
Suspicious Person/Activity
A man well known to officers claimed that a
collection of his good drinking buddies had been planning to harm him,
so he absconded from the residence in which they were all gathered with
the homeowner’s shoes. Officers contacted the various suspects and found
nothing to corroborate the man’s claims.
Assault
Officers responding to a reported fistfight found
the two combatants, one of whom had a bloody nose, hugging one another
in the living room. Both parties admitted to having punched one another
but neither had an interest in pursuing charges.
Domestic Disturbance
One of today’s earlier combatants returned to the
scene of his crime and refused to leave after the homeowner demanded he
do so. [The man] was arrested for Criminal Trespass I after he
plopped himself down in a lawn chair and told an officer he wouldn’t
leave.
2 comments:
I think that Mr. toddler was really hoping to spend the night in a warm jail cell.
You're probably right, ma'am. I'm equally certain that the officers had no intention of listening to that "keening and wailing" all night while the alcohol wore off, though.
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