Police Blotter:

Suspicious Person/Activity
A caller reported someone knocking on his door at a late hour. Officers responded and saw an individual, matching the description given, running away from the area. Officers contacted the individual who denied being in the area where the officers had just seen him. The besotted individual was warned about knocking on doors at late hours.

Animal
Officers attempted to capture a small, gray, fluffy, dog that had been running in the roadway. The dog was able to elude the attempts and escaped into the tundra.

 That right there's your famous "small dog at large". :)

Suspicious Person/Activity
Caller reported an erratic driver. An officer contacted the driver, who said his truck hood would not latch properly and he was driving slowly and moving to the right when traffic approached, as he made his way to the auto repair shop.

Assistance Rendered
Unisea Security requested assistance with a drunk in the lobby of the Grand Aleutian Hotel. An officer retrieved the drunk's phone, which he had left on the vessel from which he had recently been fired, in order that the drunk might make arrangements to pay for a room for the night.

PC Alcohol
Another drunk, this one urinating in front of the Safeway employee who had asked him to leave, was taken into protective custody after an officer determined he was unable to care for himself.

Harassment
Two taxi drivers called each other bad names and directed rude gestures at one another. One driver believed the exchange was over allegations of stealing fares; the other driver believed it was due to parking in a handicapped parking space. The responding officer asked the two drivers to handle their business problems like adults.

Ambulance Request
EMS personnel provided care and transport for a man who had been struck in the back with a 35-kg block of frozen fish.

 And there's a good case of "What, but not why?" I'd love to know the rest of the story.