Police Blotter: Drunk and Hallucinating

Drunk Disturbance
Officers responded to a bunkhouse to investigate a report of an individual running through the halls screaming and threatening people. The individual was contacted singing loudly in his room. He denied any aggressive behavior and was warned against disturbing his neighbors.

Assistance Rendered
Officers assisted in corralling a couple of escape artists, ages 2 and 4. Both had snuck out of their residence in an attempt to make it to a friend's house. The wanderers were reunited with their parents who had been searching for them.

Drunk Disturbance
Officers intervened in a disturbance between two brothers who had been exchanging some brotherly love in the guise of a pugilistic engagement. As the two brothers were not in fact actual brothers and neither wished to pursue charges, both were placed into taxis and sent on their separate ways.

Suspicious Person/Activity
Complainant reported a strange piece of metal on the beach. An officer responded and confirmed the presence of a strange piece of metal. None involved could identify the nature of the strange piece of metal but determined it was not a danger.

Drunk Disturbance
Officers assisted with three drunken individuals who had overstayed their welcome. All three left in a jovial mood.

Suspicious Person/Activity
Caller reported that an individual had threatened to kill him. Officers contacted the complainant who could not articulate how he came about the belief that he was going to be killed nor could he state why he thought the other individual wanted to kill him. The suspect had no clue what the officers or the complainant were talking about. It is believed that sleep deprivation played a role in this incident.

Assistance Rendered
Officers responded to a residence to assist a very intoxicated individual in removing an unknown and unwanted guest. The complainant pointed to an individual on the floor, stating, "I don't know that dude and he has to go." The dude was none other then a drunken female whom the complainant has known for most of his life. The complainant refused to believe that the dude was not a dude. Officers were eventually able to convince him of the identity of the Dudette and all was again well in his world.