PASTOR: "Praise the
Lord!"
CONGREGATION:
"Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone
please turn on their tablet, notebook, iPad, smart phone, or Kindle Bible to 1st Corinthians
13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e ...
"Now, Let us pray
committing this week into God's hands. Open your apps, BBM, Twitter and
Facebook, and chat with God."
S-i-l-e-n-c-e ...
"As we take our Sunday
tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready. You can log on to the
church wi-fi using the password 'Lord909887'.
"The ushers will
circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers. Those who prefer to
make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear
of the church. Those who prefer to use
iPads can open them. Those who prefer
telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your contributions to
the church account. You may text your offerings to 99885. The automatic reply will contain a link to a direct deposit log-in."
The holy atmosphere of
the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, notebooks, iPads, Fires and
laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and
Closing Announcements...
"This week's ministry
cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual
group chatting takes place. Please log in a few minutes early for special announcements. You don't want to miss out on anything.
"Finally, Thursday's Bible study
will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss this, either. You can follow your
Pastor on Facebook and Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers. God bless you and have
nice day!"
h/t MO Bro
h/t MO Bro
