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Showing posts with label quarantine. Show all posts

10 August 2020

Too Much Sitting' and Thinkin'


  • If people evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?

  • Who knew what time it was when the first clock was invented?

  • How come lipstick doesn't do what it says?

  • If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

  • How do you get on (or off) a non-stop flight?

  • Why is it called 'rush hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

  • What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?